Naso: Oh, mom! I spilled water on my pants!
Mom: It’s ok, it will dry in the car – it is hot enough today.
Naso: But everyone will think I wee’d in my pants.
Mom: I don’t think so . . . . I really think it will dry . . . .
Naso: I wish I was magic water. If I was magic water, I could fly off my pants and get people wet when they wanted to be wet and then I would not be a man. I would live forever. Is that right, mom?
Mom: I guess, but I don’t think there is such a thing.
Naso: But if I was magic water then I could eat cheeseburgers and play with Legos whenever I want.
Mom: Except water doesn’t have hands and doesn’t eat.
Naso: No ways. Then I don’t want to be magic water. I like cheeseburgers. I guess I will just be a boy. I miss my mom. I wish I could fly to to heaven and then back and play some more. Ooooh! I see a Chinese place – can we get Chinese food? That place looks like a Grand Master’s place.
Naso: I wish I could go really fast to Mother of Peace and stay 3 minutes to see my friends and get more toys. That would be good. Isn’t it mom? Hey, there is the chocolate store!
This conversation went on for about 15 minutes more during our drive downtown, with some mmm-hmmm’s from me and constant conversation about everything from Naso.
Then, . . . . .
Naso: So, why did you decide to get me anyways? Because I’m cute?
Mom: Oh yes, that, and we wanted you to be healthy and have good opportunities and grow up to have a good job and schools.
Naso: So, I have to do my homework all days?
Mom: For sure.
Naso: So, I’m with you guys forever?
Mom: Yes! Whether you like it or not.
Naso: I like it!
Mom: Hooray! I’m glad.
By the way, he says these glasses help him read a little better. We are half way through the Bob Books, First Set.